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When the mayor of a small town asks the politically divided town council to honor his late wife with a simple Christmas Nativity, his worst dream comes true – they agree. The resultant chaos proves that extremist agendas and power-hungry governments can ruin almost anything, and that the only thing stronger than idiocy is love.

With non-stop jabs at the worst of the left and the right, The Christmas War has something for everyone. And against everyone. In fact, if you’re not offended, we’ll refund your purchase for a simple processing fee equal to the price of the book.

The Christmas War is the surprisingly poignant story of one person’s attempt to find sanity in the midst of politics and a satire that disguises thoughtful ruminations of an absurd world in absurdist humor.

Buy it today or the terrorists win.

PS It’s short, so it doesn’t feel, like, you’re reading, like, a book or anything.